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Videos are constantly being added. Check back in a few days and you will probably see something new. These clips were gathered from various places. Some are directly recorded from TV episodes, some are from raw source footage, and some are clips that never even made it onto the show. So, take into consideration that many of these clips may have had additional music or effects overlayed onto them at the time of airing. (Any voice mail numbers or e-mail / mailing addresses you will see in some of these clips are no longer valid.) The videos will open in a new window and should play as they download.

NEW SQUIRTMAN STUFF:

SQUIRTMAN RETURNS - You thought he was gone? Guess again. Squirtman is back... new costume, new skits, new fans... and exclusively online.
Squirtman Commercial - A more current commercial for Squirtman, emphasizing his plethora of super-powers!
The Ballad of Squirtman - Squirtman's dad was kind enough to write and record a new song for his son, our superhero friend.
Who Wants To Be A Superhero? - Squirtman auditions for the second season of the hit Sci-Fi reality show.
Athens Ohio 2008 Halloween Party - Squirtman hits the streets of Athens, looking for some halloween action.
Athens Ohio 2008 Phot Slideshow - Pictures from Squirtman's night out in Athens.
Fort Rapids Video - Squirtman, sans costume, at the Fort Rapids Waterpark with some friends.
Fort Rapids Photo Slideshow - Pictures from the trip to Fort Rapids
Tubin' Squirtman - Buckeye Lake wasn't ready for Mr Squirtman.
Tarzan and Jane - More Squirtman music video antics. Squirtman + Monkey Mask + Bananas.
Kings Island Photo Slideshow - Squirty and his girlfriend share some of their vacation photos.
Chicken and Corn - Squirtman gets excited when he is surrounded by two of his most favorite foods.
Wannabe Squirtman - You haven't partied until you've partied with Squirtman. You wannabe his lovah...
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun With Squirtman - A compilation of digicam vids set to music.
Squirtman's Back Alright - Random fun around town, set to everyone's favorite boy band music.
Bothering Ben Gelber - Channel 4 made the mistake of doing a live feed when Squirtman was in the area.
Athens Halloween Party / 2007 - Finally, a place where Squirtman can feel at home... the crazy block party in Athens Ohio.
Balloons and SquirtBike - Squirtman and his girlfriend go to the park to play with balloons and his new bike.
Pour Some Sugar On Squirtman - Alex and her friends hang out at the park... and dump sugar all over Squirtman.
I Am Not A Clown - As a favor for a friend, Squirtman makes an appearance at a kid's birthday party.
Point Pleasant - A road trip to Point Pleasant to explore the Mothman legend and visit some new friends / fans.
Hero Of The Day - Squirtman hits the karaoke club and does his best at this Metallica song.
Karaoke Compilation - Watch as Squirtman and friends spend an evening out at the local karaoke place. Singing, dancing, drunks, etc...
Canned Spam Man - Squirtman, disguised as Spam Man, tries to sell his canned meat product to an unwilling person in his neighborhood.
BEHIND THE SCENES: Canned Spam Man - Take a look at our creative process. Watch Squirtman get punched and kicked repeatedly.
Bowling Surprise - Jim went bowling with one of his friends, and decided to surprise her kids by changing into Squirtman.
Stalking Fame - Having appeared on NBC4 before, Squirtman thought he'd remind his old friends that he is still around.
Ice Ice Baby - You thought you liked that Vanilla Ice song before? Just wait 'til you experience it with Squirtman!
Ice Ice Baby (again) - Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. Once is never enough when it comes to this song and Squirtman.
Ice Ice Baby (REMIX) - You thought two times was enough? Wrong. Squirtman goes all out on this Ice Ice Baby REMIX video.
Walmart Shopping Trip - In search of a new cape, Squirtman heads to the nearest Walmart for assistance.
Training - Watch as our hero trains to become all that he can be.
Ohio State Fair 2006 - Squirtman heads to the Ohio State Fair to spread his cards... and his love.
Freak Show - Squirtman visits the freak show at the Ohio State Fair, searching for others like him.
Burnt Car, Shopping Cart, Pole Dance - Enough said.
Blow Up Doll - Squirtman attempts to create a floating girlfriend, but it doesn't quite work out.
Handing Out Cards On Campus - Watch Squirtman harass the general public as they pass by his billboard on the OSU campus.
Couch Fire - Who will save the day when some poor guy's couch catches on fire? Do you really have to ask?
Peanut Butter Jelly Time - This is Squirtman's version of the popular internet flash animation.
WTF? - Squirtman runs through the woods with a box on his head.
Ice Cream Is Your Friend - Watch Squirtman's reaction when he drops his ice cream cone on the sidewalk.
Spam Music Video - Clips from various new Squirtman bits, set to the tune of Weird Al's Spam song.
Bounce With Me - While spending time in downtown Columbus, Squirtman tries to get people to bounce with him.
Stuck In Traffic - Squirtman gets stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway, but luckily he had his camcorder nearby.
New Box Head - Squirtman goes to the OSU campus to advertise his web site with his new box head.
Sam's Club Goose - After Squirtman goofs off in front of the camera, an angry goose tries to chase him away.
Shopping Cart - Finding an abandoned shopping cart behind his apartment, Squirtman has a little fun.
Flavor of the Weak - This is a "music video" that takes you on a tour of a love triangle between Squirtman, his girlfriend, and Rubbertoe. This was a concept that was never fully developed in flash animation, instead you get what we've got here, which ain't that bad.

NEW SQUIRTMAN DIGITAL CAM VIDS:

FAN VIDEOS:

Break Dance - Sent in by Sarah, one of Squirtman's friends... this video shows you how NOT to break dance.
Asleep By The Toilet - Here is a video sent in by Elizabeth Henry, one of the cast members of Horrorween.
Whacked Out Elizabeth - Another video from Elizabeth... her and Squirtman could make some good crazy videos together.

HOME MOVIES / NON-SQUIRTMAN STUFF:

Photo Slideshow: Jim - See the man behind the mask, as he is in real life. (It ain't much different from how he is as Squirtman... heh)
Photo Slideshow: Jim and Alex - Pictures of Jim and Alex. One of the most crazy guys, with one of the most quiet girls... heh.
Brushing Teh Teefs - Alex tests out the new digital camera's video mode... by recording Jim brushing his teefs.
Who Wants To Be A Superhero - Squirtman travels to Miami to audition for the SciFi reality show.
Rebel Girl CD Release Party I - The girls released their CD at The Winchester on Dec 2nd, 2006.
Rebel Girl CD Release Party II - More clips from the gig that we drove over two hours to attend.
Happy Birthday from Rebel Girl - The CD release party was also an early birthday party for Rubbertoe and Adam.
Party at GameWorks - One of his friends was having a birthday, so Squirtman threw her a costume party at Easton.
Rebel Girl: Angry - Squirtman and friends took a trip to Cleveland to see Rebel Girl perform. Check out their MySpace Page when you are done here!
Rebel Girl: Mix of Clips - Here's a selection of clips from that same Rebel Girl performance. Rock chicks rule.
Chicago: Sears Tower - Squirtman and crew decide to go to Chicago for his birthday. First order of the day... head up Sears Tower.
Chicago: Weird Restaurant - The gang vists a bizarre restaurant in Chicago where all of the staff are just a little too happy.
Chicago: The Zoo I - Ride along with the guys as they visit the zoo.
Chicago: The Zoo II - Watch in amazement as Squirtman and friends navigate a pedal boat, followed by a trip to Wrigley Field.
Chicago: Lost and Found - Driving around Chicago without a map isn't as easy as you might think. Luckily the guys find a Hooters.
Chicago: Heading Home - Watch this and feel the pain that is being stuck in a car with Squirtman for hours.

OLD SQUIRTMAN STUFF:

Going To The Concert - A short music video, covering our trip to King's Place to see the "Christian metal" band Tourniquet.
Interview On NBC4 - Squirtman sometimes left a bad taste in the mouth of the general public. NBC4 interviewed him and others on this subject.
Summertime - This is a video showing the fun that Squirtman, HiC, and his other friends had way back when - before he even really was Squirtman.
The Foil Bikini - Shown completely uncensored on TV, SquirtFlirt and Squirtman fashion a bikini top out of aluminum foil, for SquirtFlirt to wear in a skit. (This clip has been somewhat censored for the site, so the people that run the server won't delete my account for showing boobies.)
CD101 Interview with Squirtman - Squirtman has been on several different radio and television shows around Columbus Ohio. This is one of the radio stations that is located near OSU campus.
Angry Bum - Squirtman's camera nearly captures a throw-down between a college student and an angry, stinking, drunk, dirty bum.
The Chase - One of the most "produced" of all Squirtman skits, this is the tale of an angry Squirtman. For unknown reasons, Squirtman is trying to attack a guy who is changing a flat tire. It leads to a hair-raising chase, big-wheel following car, and ending in death for one of the two main characters.
Ring of Fire - Shot on the same day as The Chase, Squirtman decided to try a never-before-attempted jump through a ring of fire on his big wheel.
Squirtman Kicked Down the Stairs - This was one of the first clips produced by Squirtman and friends. It is actually a smaller section (the ending) of a longer video that was produced in order to earn a "field and editing" certificate in order to produce shows for Community 21.
Character Introduction - Another clip from the very early episodes, with many of the featured characters introducing themselves to the camera.
Company Party Concert - Squirtman "entertains" his co-workers with an impromptu performance at their company party talent show.
The Battle of Mt Pleasant - Squirtman and Cr0w do battle high atop Mt Pleasant in Lancaster, OH. Who will walk away the victor?
The Puppets - Squirtman often featured many puppets in his show, these are just a few of them.
The Complete Campus Show - This site mostly features only clips from various shows, but here you have a complete "as seen on TV" episode. Squirtman and friends travel to the campus of OSU and the surrounding streets. Hilarity ensues... kinda...
New Show Intro - After using the Amiga 500 at the studio for overlay graphics, we moved on to a slightly more elaborate show opener.
Squirtman in Atlantic City - The Squirtman show hits the road and takes you along, to Atlantic City New Jersey. Watch Squirtman and friends play in the ocean, gamble some money, walk around on the boardwalk, then get stranded on the AC Expressway when the car dies.
Squirtman Goes to COSI - Squirtman took an educational field trip to the old COSI attraction in Columbus OH. Click and learn along with him.
Return to OSU Campus - This is another nearly complete show, featuring Squirtman at OSU with his bigwheel, trying to get people to do random crap.
Strangers Shaving Squirtman - Squirtman wanders around High Street in Columbus, letting random people shave pieces of hair off his head.
Goofing Around With Little Girls - Watch Squirtman get chased around by an angry radio control car, play on a girl's bike, get cheered by a bunch of little girls, and then sing a song about pooping while running the bases at a local park. Good stuff.
Strap-On Scream - You thought you were afraid to see Squirtman outside your house before? Imagine seeing THIS knocking at your door!
SquirtFlirt in Squirtman's Room - After a day of filming, SquirtFlirt comes back to the lair to show off some dance moves in Squirt's bedroom.
Forced Love - We loved getting people to tell us how much they loved us, even if they had no flippin' idea who we were.
Regicyde - Squirtman films and plays along with several of his friends in a band called Regicyde.
Big Wheel Chick - While roaming the streets of Columbus, Squirtman finds a fan that wants to ride his Big Wheel over a banana.
Free Limo Ride - Squirtman held a contest on his show, where the winner got a free ride around town in a limo with him and the crew.
Squished Grapes - Here we have a couple of female fans that Squirtman convinces to smash grapes with their toes.
Pirate Video - Squirtman went to a do-it-yourself music video place and performed along with one of his favorite songs.
High Street Hijinks - A sampling of the people you might run into on campus on any given night. Kids, don't watch this one.
Water Slide at Wyandot Lake - With the camcorder stuffed in a big ziplock bag, Squirtman takes a trip down one of the big water slides at Wyandot Lake.
Sit-N-Spin - Squirtman goes a little crazy on his trusty Sit-N-Spin. Whee! Fireworks!
Squirtman Goes Nuts in the Road - Trying to get onto an MTV reality show, Squirtman makes this submission tape.
PRESS THE GAS PEDAL - Squirtman has a hard time with one of his women... sometimes they just don't listen.
The Olympic Torch - The flame happened to be passing through town, so this is Squirtman's attempt to participate in his own way.
The Scream Costume - Wearing the costume and mask from the Scream movies really brings out the CRAZY in Squirtman.
Squirty Vanilli and Karaoke Bob - Starts off with a Milli Vanilli parody, followed by a night out with friends at a local karaoke bar.
Squirtman is Homeless - Here we get a glimpse of Squirtman's house... a box, in the middle of someone's backyard.
Passed Out on The Floor - If you are ever staying the night at Squirtman's house, don't pass out on the living room floor. This, among many other things, will probably be done to you while you sleep.
Squirtman Goes to the Statehouse - In a last ditch effort to save public access tv in Columbus, Squirtman rallies at the center of town.
The Controversial One - This is the clip that got Squirtman in trouble with the community, when he tells children to burn their toys.
Baking Brownies - One of Squirtman's fans invited him over to her house for a little instructional video on how to bake brownies.
Girls Flip for Squirtman - Just a small clip of an acrobatic girl we met on campus one evening.
The Desert Rose - Squirtman takes the show on the road and heads to Lancaster Ohio for dancing, back in the day at The Desert Rose.
Bathroom Guitar - Squirtman shows us all how to play guitar on the toilet and annoy the neighbors.
Carnival at the Mall - Squirtman and Mr X run into a couple young fans at the local carnival. Squirtman doesn't like the loopy rides.
Destruction of Damon Sux - For a few of the episodes we had a character we called Damon Sux, as a parody of cult public access celebrity Damon Zex. When we could think of no further uses for him, he met his demise...
Compilation - Thrown together as a refresher for those who hadn't seen the show until then, it is just a montage of all of the crazy things that Squirtman had done on his show in the previous episodes.
Squirtman Visits WNCI - Wanting to get onto local radio very badly, Squirtman headed to a local radio station to stand outside and harass them until they let him in or had him arrested. Luckily, the first of the two happened.
Dancing with Zex - Squirtman and Damon Zex having a night out on the town, dancing in ways that only they can.
Body Surfing the Stairs - Apparently running out of things to do late one night, Squirtman and friends try some body surfing down the stairs in the apartment.
Old Guy Dance and Voice Mail - See some old crazy drunk dancing at the bar, then listen to the many voice mails that Squirtman received.
A Night on High Street: Part One - Random stuff you are likely to see if you wander the streets around campus on any given night.
Street Bowling and a Bath - Squirtman and SquirtFlirt go to campus to engage in some street bowling, then to an adult bookstore, then he takes a bath.
A Night on High Street: Part Two - More random stuff you are likely to see if you wander the streets around campus on any given night.
Smashing Eggs - Again Squirtman goes to High Street, this time to see how many people will smash raw eggs on his head.
Trash Can Harassment - Watch as Squirtman loses his mind and goes nuts, in a big trash can, running all around campus.
Helicopter Ride - Squirtman talked the pilot of a local newscopter into taking him for a ride over Lancaster, OH. Probably only of interest to locals.
SquirtChick and SquirtFlirt - A short clip of them acting goofy for the camera, doing some quick interview stuff and dancing around in panties.