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The Ballad of Squirtman - Lyrics
He rides in faster than
the wind
He's with you to the very end
On one man you can sure depend
Squirtman is his name!
Squirtman is your friend!
The bad guys just can't
comprehend
How quickly he can apprehend
A lawyer will not dare defend
When Squirtman is your
friend!
'Cuz Squirtman is your friend!
And when their sittin' on
their tail
Inside the local county jail
There's one thing they will surely wail
Squirtman ain't my
friend!
Squirtman ain't my friend!
But if the laws of this
great land
Are what you want and where you stand
On one thing that you can depend
Squirtman is your
friend!
Squirtman is your friend!
Squirtman is your friend!
Lyrics and Music - Copyright © Lee Gilkerson - 2007